The news should be accused of plagiarizing Monty Python.
They are obviously ripping off all of their best jokes and skits. For shame.
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Since in the real world we've got work to do, this is just jokes from now on ok?
Today's headline on CNN.COM (Yeah sorry, these jokes write themselves... or do they?) As in... They're totally not doing that themselves aswell you know! Like... totally NOT! And it took them a while... but they finally managed to get actual eyeballs on Sputnik or something?
Still not entertained enough? Let's double it with a slice of bacon then.
People keep asking me for funny stories since they're all so miserable these days. I couldn't resist. Let's upgrade that fast food burger with an extra paddy and a slice of bacon shall we? Cheese anyone?
Are you not entertained? Well here it comes. :)
We're too busy with actual work to explain our projects more than we already did... So here's some fun stuff we came up with while working. (That's our entertainment so we don't need what entertains you) Sharing is caring right? :)
Protean Design
Not dumb enough, too much memory and endless energy. That's a hard pass right?
People keep asking me to make it simpler for them , until they can say it's too simple so they can go back to what they were doing before. Ok .. Here's an AI article then I guess? Easiest way to make it dumb enough for you to ignore right? Everybody wins... wait... what?
Protean Design
Protean Digital ecosystems
When you add logic to technology... things become possible. When you use technology as magic... Everything is impossible.
Disposable anything
Even information is disposable now. So are experiences... and what follows then is disposable humans. (But they're not perceived as humans by then)
Want to learn something truly new? Study "Integrators" ! The gears of war.
Then all you have to do is go back about 100 years first... First... you have to leave fantasy, before you can learn something actually real. In that thing called "reality". Do you even remember what that is? Can you choose? Do you have a "ruler" to do it for you?
Maniacs are gonna maniac
Important new update about AI support tools... Yup , this is going to save the planet, finally. We cracked it. Before... You could just keep asking "Why not" every time the maniac hit the guardrails in spectacular fashion resulting in "Sorry , I can't talk about that&
Short!
It has to land in 0,7 seconds or you'll be watching the next murder on your phone.
It's a simple question... which answer would you choose?
So there's something very strange and off about all choices that all great military forces have been making these past 120 years. And that you all keep believing it has been a big surprise to me ever since I was 5 years old.
Let's make our own conspiracy theory shall we? (Don't worry, it's fiction)
And now for something completely different. Government shutdowns, eternal war paradigms... agreements and talks about peace that refuse to answer the only part the sides disagree on. Lets escape it all for a few minutes shall we?