Dear Government, Here is the law that will end your hard drugs addiction

I know... It's hard to imagine... but it's not a danger to you... just an intervention by all your friends.

GAMING part 2 : When they tried to recruit me ... (Christmas edition)

Disclaimed (not a typo) : Intentionally WEIRD

War in the clouds

Google Analytics is now a reflection of the state of mind of the white house.

Don't poke a dragon that sleeps

Because none of you seem to realize what it takes to keep it that way. I am talking about the people here.. not the fantasies of control of them... We are allowing you the clown show for entertainment... but not much longer.

The botstorm doubling down on sex and religion... again.

Current global events analysis : The insane now have no options left.

All the something-archies...

as in... Patriachy Vs Matriachy. Divine rights and origin myths. And ooooh so many variations on the theme.

Your ridiculous hypocrisy about Social media control

If you don't know how it works... you can't fix it.

The direction of the mind

And the simplest ways to tell in which direction it's moving.

Just for the Belgians

Gericht aan Bart De Wever ... wie zijn organisatie mij niet graag heeft... the feeling's mutual buddy ;)

GAMING!

No clue? We'll also throw it into an AI for you to explain it ok?

The meeting that froze time

And even George Orwell was afraid to say it out loud, but don't say he didn't try to tell you.

WOMSD : Weapons of Mass Self Destruction

The first rally in about half a year that Trump just held is a perfect display of a deployed weapon of Self Destruction.

The past 5 years have felt like...

The past 5 years has been like living in the invasion of the body snatchers. Their smartphones are like that insane screaming they do to alert other pods nearby a human was detected. China even has an app for that based on "social credit score"... It doesn'

Double taps are normal now , so here's a quick response today :)

Isn't it hilarious you can easily replace "Russia" with "US" in these kinds of articles and it all still delivers the exact same message? :)

The disturbing trend of talking to your deity through an AI on your phone...

Yes... There are people out there who believe that. There are people out there who believe that whatever magic they believe in, is talking to them on their phone! It could be god , it could be AGI , it could be a demon... and everything in between.

Someone asked for a summary...

Sure thing buddy... here we go again... But since you now only read things summarized by an AI that usually misses the point we've automated the response to not reading too. ;) Read the summary to see what that means. (or better yet... the source perhaps?)

International Law : pro-tip (Aka : Fanfiction)

So how about adding this little "obligation" to the UN charter or something similar like that. And by the way... how come countries who have proven to violate it , keep having a vote? So your standpoint is that criminals in prison need voting rights? That's your official governments position?

Outsource the laughing with it too?

So I've been doing this experiment... what would happen if I only receive news updates in a funny fashion? As in... If it's not a joke, it's not getting through. And off course , AI makes that super easy to automate too. Queue Laugh track!

When you use the words "permanently pause" ... you're just proving you are not capable of using words anymore. Yup... that's what that means, and nothing else. It's really simple.

Trump says US will ‘permanently pause migration from all Third World countries’ | CNN PoliticsPresident Donald Trump said on Truth Social that his administration will work to “permanently pause migration from all Third World countries to allow the U.S. system to fully recover.” His comments came after an Afghan national

Simple truths : "US, Russia and Saudi Arabia create axis of obstruction"

"Countries" are made up of all their people... the good ones... and the bad ones. Guess what... in all those countries... they don't agree. Yet they're all there.

The news should be accused of plagiarizing Monty Python.

They are obviously ripping off all of their best jokes and skits. For shame.

Since in the real world we've got work to do, this is just jokes from now on ok?

Today's headline on CNN.COM (Yeah sorry, these jokes write themselves... or do they?) As in... They're totally not doing that themselves aswell you know! Like... totally NOT! And it took them a while... but they finally managed to get actual eyeballs on Sputnik or something?

Still not entertained enough? Let's double it with a slice of bacon then.

People keep asking me for funny stories since they're all so miserable these days. I couldn't resist. Let's upgrade that fast food burger with an extra paddy and a slice of bacon shall we? Cheese anyone?

Are you not entertained? Well here it comes. :)

We're too busy with actual work to explain our projects more than we already did... So here's some fun stuff we came up with while working. (That's our entertainment so we don't need what entertains you) Sharing is caring right? :)