Too many jokes
It's just way too funny out there these days. But at least there's snow right?
How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Always more.
How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Always less?
How many Chinese does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The calculations aren't in yet... those are outsourced to Taiwan....
But the rest of us will wait in the darkness until they figure it out.
So... not enough yet I guess. (Perhaps that's Taiwan's answer anyways?)