The news should be accused of plagiarizing Monty Python.

You can always tell when something is fake news because it's just too ridiculous...

This thing for instance...

$170,000 a minute: why Saudi Arabia is the biggest blocker of climate action

Desert kingdom depends on oil dollars but its people already face a climate ‘at the verge of livability’. What’s going on?

The GuardianDamian Carrington

Or this one...

Breaking down the looming House vote on the Epstein files | CNN Politics

This coming week is expected to deliver the moment that House Speaker Mike Johnson has been forestalling in one form or another for nearly four months: when the House votes on whether to release the Jeffrey Epstein files.

CNNAaron Blake

In both cases, obviously proof of crimes by a lot of people would be found after you've had a completely deranged child trafficker arrested that ends up killing himself in prison and you still have the "madam" of the house in custody. At that point in time... you just know a lot of people are going to get caught of course.

But it's obviously totally fake news that political appointees in the house get to choose what is evidence and what isn't... that's just so blatantly crossing separations of power it's simply too stupid to believe it's actually still going on.

Right?

And the reporters just resorted to Cosplaying what actually is going on I guess?

‘Are they going to eat me alive?’: trail runners become prey in newest form of hunting

Nervous reporter is chased across English countryside by baying bloodhounds, in what could soon be only legal way to hunt with dogs

The GuardianMatthew Weaver

naaaah... that couldn't be happening for real.

Not at all.