Since in the real world we've got work to do, this is just jokes from now on ok?
Today's headline on CNN.COM (Yeah sorry, these jokes write themselves... or do they?)

As in...
They're totally not doing that themselves aswell you know! Like... totally NOT!
And it took them a while...
but they finally managed to get actual eyeballs on Sputnik or something? They finally discovered it's not fake news.
The response...
We're wagging a finger at you Putsnik.
How Putin-sk right?
(damn... There's a horizontal line in there... must be fake)
And then a sheep, a drum and a snake fall of a cliff.