Short!
It has to land in 0,7 seconds or you'll be watching the next murder on your phone.

Left or Right?
Chicken or Cow?
Capitalism or Communism?
Stop being a cow.
Stop being a chicken.
Walking around with a sandwich board they give you to scream madly the other ones should be eaten isn't going to save your ass.
DAMNIT!!! TOO LONG!