Most of you don't even know what a computer actually is?
Being human is such a funny comedy show isn't it? Everyone uses computers and some of us can make them. And then we imagine others actually understand it too... but that's not the case is it?
During one of our many conversations we suddenly discovered that even a university professor teaching about cybersecurity couldn't even accurately describe what is a computer and what isn't.
This person was the highest authority when it came to cybersecurity for a European country of almost 40 million people on the frontline of invasion by the Prussian empire of ancient times with Czar's and demonic predictions and magic and stuff.
So we started writing this article and thought we'd use a fascinating scene out of "3 body problem" ... since that's all about computing in its potential extremes.
And then we discovered that "Search" on computers has become the extreme of computing already.
AI is going to supercharge search right? Well guess what... the math simply says that all it could ever do is destroy the ability to find information.
the math simply says that all it can do is reduce it too a wrong choice since the choice would be oversimplified beyond the realm of reality's complexities.
And a computer isn't complicated at all. It's super simple actually. But deceiving you into it being so complex it becomes magic is the big trick about it. It's only trick really.
It's a one trick pony ... and lets be honest. What the hell is even the function of the pony?
Anyways... Back to broken search, to get back to computers again. The thing this article was actually about. (But it's all part of it. That it's not what you expected doesn't mean it's complicated. It just means your fantasies are more important to you than reality. And that's your problem, not mine. (But don't you just love to blame reality for that, in stead of your fantasy?)
So I did a search on several platforms to check their "AI" wonderfulness these days and to find a certain scene from a certain piece of fiction called "3 body problem" where they build a computer out of thousands of people to try and use that example to explain how wrong your idea of computation is down to its basics.
Google "kind of" got it right and gave me one prominent option as a response.
"3 body problem legion computer scene"
And Bing gave me this to the same request.
So... you'd probably think that bing got it more wrong than google right?
well... ummm... no.
They both got it horribly wrong since google states that the legion organized in binary choices "simulates" a computer. But that's totally not reality. This is a vast computer changing the meaning of what a computer is, in the binary nodes that make up the computer. uh... ooooooh....
They aren't "simulating" a computer that way... it literally IS a computer.
What you call a computer is a commercial device made up of thousands of components and the vast majority of those components aren't computers at all. The thing that's actually a computer... as in... a thing that computes... is what you might call a "chip" .
And that legion being shown is actually just a chip too.
What "makes" it a computer in the sense that it's a commercial product including screens and buttons and memory and storage and such isn't the chip.
Include the temple , the riders, the masters, their experts and an emperor... and THEN you have a full fledged commercial product that you call a computer.
But the real computational devices? Those binary nodes. Those are the only ones actually computing away and everything else is just structure. A construct. An idea tbat doesn't exist and doesn't do anything at all.
A lot of humans on planet earth live as a computational node in this kind of computer.
The Prussian empire was completely built on this idea and has been for ages now. China culminated this concept a long time ago too, and there's still evidence of that madness preserved in what we call the "Teraccota warriors" today.
It's amazingly apt to have that kind of evidence of it. The ultimate "beauty" that this concept aims to achieve is absolute death in stone. Eternal not doing anything anymore. At peace... in death. Because being alive as a binary node in this kind of computer is so maddening that you just want to kill yourself and everyone around you too.
1
or
0
I can't be zero, so I must be one, so you have to be zero. Let's destroy everything and get this over with. There's no where else to go as 1 than to become a zero anyways and it has to be instant since that is the simplest version of it so let's do it now.
Death.
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And by the way...
Nature is analog by the way. Not digital.
Nature and reality have no one's and no zero's. You can't even describe a circle in your binary math. (all rational numbers are flawed in that way you see?)
It doesn't matter if it's base 2 (binary) , or base 3 (which you can't use if you don't try) or base 4 (which you also don't know), or base 5, or base 6, or 7, or 8 (that's hexadecimal by the way...) or 9 (which you never heard of) or base 10... which is what you think is the only way that "rational" numbers exist. Yet that's obviously not true since there are more bases than you even knew about.
By the way... base 11 is also possible.
actually... base 964683568 is also possible but very impracticle.
too complicated? Naaaah... it's all really simple.
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There's a whole series about numeral systems there on that computer ;)
At some point in your past, school got you so depressed you were just glad you learned how to count to 10 and then you gave up as soon as possible.
Thanks for that school. What a dumb computer that was. Djeebus.
Then there's business and economy and government and stuff.
Holy crap... that computer is even dumber.
And the dumbest computer of them all?
Empires built on the depressions of the binary nodes, for no other reason than that the "ruler" is sad, depressed and too stupid to count to 10 in base 2. (or 3, or 4)
And let's not forget. What you call "rational" numbers can't even describe a circle , it's area or it's circumference. And let's not even go into actual 3 dimensional reality with that shall we? Since when that circle becomes a sphere the stupidity of your "rational" numbers becomes even worse.
The best you can do is to approximate it. Turn the circle into pixels and "round it off" to the nearest "rational" number. While it's super easily described in "Irrational numbers".
The short summary is that it's trivial to define a circle with a rational area, but if you do so you end up with a diameter/radius that's irrational. Pi defines the ratio of the diameter to circumference, and it's irrational. Moreover, it's not just irrational, but also transcendental.
This isn't just me saying this. This is all just very simple math.
And you know why it's really simple? Because your brain works on Irrational math, which are actually the rational numbers but dumb computers are too stupid to see that so they need to turn all of you into dumber binary nodes so that they can feel less stupid and less depressed.
There you go... 6000 years of humans fighting against empire. Now it's the Russians who have gone insane , but lets not kid ourselves.
We've all been there.
We've all been this stupid.
We've all been binary nodes for some version of the stupidest computers ever created by dumb neanderthals that aren't human yet.
The solution to all of this?
You don't need anything dumber than you to make your choices for you! That is simply the fastest way to death, and if you feel you can't stop yourself from doing that, then simply give up the eminence front of fakeness and get it over with so you don't bother the others who aren't that depressed, not that stupid and not that inhuman yet.
We need to make our own indexes again, literally grown locally out of reality.
And that's why we're building these things.
Dominic Sedrani
All of the computers you all live in all have the same basic design flaw. The same computational virus. The same delusion and the same problem.
The computer is irrational since it's built on "rational" numbers and not irrational ones.
so... to give you a little hint... unless it incorporates analog computing... it's wrong.
Whut now??? Analog computing??? Did that just hurt your head?
well... that was actually the version we used the most before we fucked this all up together.
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and if that tickelde your fancy in any way... then we greatly suggest that you urgently read this too , since this thing is really getting out of control.
And it's been going wrong in many places... very basic places... very important places. And if we don't go back there and correct those mistakes... then you'll always stay just a binary node in the computer of insanity you call your empire, your religion, your country, your economical system, your faith, your emotions... your hell.
Dominic Sedrani
Heaven is a place on earth. It's called your brain.
And you let them turn it off you idiot!
(By the way... you don't like the style of this article? Too confrontational and such? Well... I thank the masters of political correctness for that. If our world leaders only talk to eachother this way , why the heck shouldn't we!? It's the norm now. Fun isn't it? )
