Despiracy theory : International Diplomacy

The best way to spot a despiracy and be able to laugh about it is to observe the outcome of it as if you’re an infant discovering this for the first time.

No, no wait… Don’t put it in your mouth… just keep it in your head for a while.

And today , through such a thing called “The news!” , we are going to observe the outcome of that glorious thing called International Diplomacy.

"Nothing secures your natural resources like contaminating them with rocket fuel while building machines to scare away thieves who want your... rocket fuel."

The inter-global green-lantern corpse of “massive solutioning for peace and progress!“ or something like that.

(They all have their own taglines and it’s a bit fractured, but everywhere it sort of sounds like that but then different.)

Based on observation of the outcomes , International diplomacy kind of seems like an overcomplicated and extremely expensive sales and marketing team for weapons of defense, against which the oppponent needs weapons of defense.

And in defense of other people trying to come and kill you we need this overcomplicated massive thing called armies all over the planet in vast numbers and the result of that is that it completely destroys the living enrivonment for everyone.

It also takes away as many jobs as it can, and replaces them with toxic factories to create weapons in. That’s sort of like the worker ants part of the thing.

Lots of steel , and lead and rocket-fuel and toxins and plastic things need to be made for the soldier ant part of the thing to do their thing.

Even if they're all just "defending around" doing nothing much more than walking and driving and flying along the imaginary lines that international diplomacy debates… They need to do that with a lot of thingy’s. That the very production and usage of them are guaranteed to destroy what they’re defending , and the enemy is only potentially destroying what they’re attacking, which is also what you’re defending against… That means they all win anyways don’t they?

The ecological footprint of this planet's defense aparatus is massive.

The economical destruction of this planet’s defense aparatus is massive.

The welfare destruction of this planet’s defense aparatus is massive.

And they also call it good business.

There is also this hilariously funny thing going on as a result of that good business.

For all these things that need to be made for all that fun stuff, a massive amount of resources need to be gathered from all over the world.

And to build the machines and factories that need to make all those things, a massive amount of resources need to be gathered from all over the world too.

And then you need a whole lot of machines to carry around all those things to all the armies all over the world , and for those you also need a massive amount of resources that need to be gathered from all over the world.

So that’s a lot of resources… And the other ones are coming for it , so we need to defend against that. And well… there are also resources all the way over there , do you see?

And those are exactly those kinds of resources that we were talking about.

And since those other ones are surely coming for us…

Which is just a fact , since we have this massive defense apparatus to proove that.

That means it’s probably ok to talk to them about what it will take to buy that stuff, and we’re bringing our defence along for those talks of course.

That’s only logical because those ones over there, they’re dangerous of course.

We have this entire defence aparatus for that, and that thing just needs a lot of resources, a lot of machines and a lot of walking around those imaginary lines on the ground that are so important to debate.

And we’re going to talk about that again tomorrow.

Stay tuned!

But it’s totally not like that right?

And anyways… It’s only just TV and all over the internet.

Everybody knows those thing’s arent really real anyways.

And at least it was entertaining.

It’s quite a show to make good television, and that’s why that needs to be so expensive too. Which makes it glamorous.