Dear Government, Here is the law that will end your hard drugs addiction
I know... It's hard to imagine... but it's not a danger to you... just an intervention by all your friends.
We all know it's difficult to accept, being in that addicted state. (Being that addicted state too) .
And the answers to your predicament aren't solved by scientific research (hyperactive deranged behavior when you're psyched. In that state you're a danger to everything and everyone around you. And to yourself most of all by that behavior)
They are also not solved by your violence of repressing and destroying everything around you. And that's why all your friends have gathered to propose you these new rules that will only be temporary, because we all get through this, you'll finally be free from this horrible addiction and we can connect again as humans and live in heaven together.
Sounds like a good idea? Ok... Thank god (I don't know if you're religious, but it's an ok expression even if I don't subscribe to your specific religion ok? )
So let's get this show on the road. You need a few simple ground rules, and don't worry... we're not going to immediately put you in isolation so you'll have to go through some horrible shock withdrawal, because we all know that just makes it worse and a practical guarantee those criminal drug pushers will get to you again more easily.
We're going to calmly wean you off of the stuff, and for each little sliver of that horrible poison you don't take... we'll come and overcompensate it with love and attention and support. Because it's a practical guarantee that after doing that, it becomes much easier for you to take away a bigger sliver after that , and before you know it... no one around us here will ever need the stuff ever again.... Because there would be no market for it anymore. Only the ones who are truly lost beyond saving will be running around during that process... but that's a problem that solves itself, since they're already incoherent and deteriorating, they'll go away all by themselves really soon. No need to worry much about that.
So... in law form? This means the following.
Honesty saves the day.
Let's take cocaine as one example... and if it works for cocaine, than you can do it for other stuff too ok? Sounds like a good experiment to try out and continue if it produces good results? No research needed... this is the research. With real results no one will be able to deny or create confusion about. The criminals will scream it at you if they want to talk about cocaine all of a sudden. It will clean up that part of the problem as well.
So here goes...
Just create legal cocaine repositories and hand it out and a cheap price.
The cocaine repository doesnt advertise... but it uses all that advertising space to create a big sign that simply says.
- Cocaine available at 10$ a gramm. As much as you want
- You can sell us your cocaine at 9$ a gramm. As much as you want. (by doing so you are immune of any criminal charges for drug trafficking for that cocaine . You're a legal supplier for the cocaine repository
- When you buy cocaine from us you are immune to drug posession charges for that Cocaine you bought from us. each baggy has an immunity for that baggy.
- Dear society , dear customer , dear supplier. It is an absolute and undeniable fact that this product will destroy your life, your soul, your body, you world, your love... and you will die a horrible death filled with nothing but physical and mental torment. The more you take, the faster it goes
- Right next to this building is another building called the love repository , where friendly people are cooking healthy food, and you can spend some time there if you want under ONE SIMPLE CONDITION. You can't be tweaked out on cocaine... and bringing cocaine into that building is punished by not being allowed into those places for 2 weeks. (And they all use the same "bench time" list simultaniously)
Make that happen... and I guarantee you, all your problems regarding hard drugs are solved within 2 years in the community where you do that.
And then finally...
You might start to realize how deeply engrained the cocaine empire is into your organisation. They are telling you who to listen too about everything.
You're their bottom bitch... being pimped.
And all your friends are TOTALLY SICK OF IT... The love repository for you already exists...
All you have to do to come into this place with nothing but good food and love... is to stop being tweaked for one moment... and don't bring your baggy in.
Leave it at the curb for just once... and we'll work on it together ok?
Sounds like a good idea?
Most sincerely
Your friends, and everyone who loves you.